servantofsadako:

Who wants to sit at the cool kids table when you can sit at the duel kids table?

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vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

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dragmakeup:

Alyssa Edwards don’t get cute, she gets drop dead gorgeous!

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plottwistiamlindsaylohan:

white people are out of control

plottwistiamlindsaylohan:

white people are out of control

femmniall:

femm!niall with style(s)

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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childservices:

who cares lmfao!!!!

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abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear